April 2, 2010
Hey guys, it’s time to get your acts together! Now that you’ve spent a fortune on fitness books and and DVD’s, it’s time to stop whining about still being fat and flabby. Just joining a gym and buying stuff isn’t going to make you fit and healthy - you have to do the workouts if you want results!
Guys, does this sound like you? You bought a ‘killer abs’ e-book and printed it out so you could have it by your side when you put it into practice. That was six months ago and the only real physical activity you’ve gotten out of it was when you pushed a staple through the pages. That was so exhausting that you had to take a break and sit down and read some erotic comics.
Girls - what about that aerobics workout DVD you paid so much for. You waited in breathless anticipation until it came in the mail. Then you pulled out the DVD, popped it in the machine and sat down with a no calorie soft drink and watched it. The next day, you decided to watch it once more while you stuck some pictures in your Disney scrapbook. You haven’t seen it since.
If you want to make money easily, start a gym for people like yourselves. You religiously go in once a month and pay for your membership. On that day, since you’re already there, you decide to go for a spin on the exercise bike and then pump a little iron. After a few minutes on the bike, you decide you’d rather come back for a workout when you’re feeling a little better.
They must love you both at the gym. You make life so easy for them. You, along with so many others, pay them for something you don’t use. It costs them nothing to take your money and you give it to them so freely!
What you do with your body is nobody’s business but yours. Just keep it that way, okay? Stop whining about how nothing you’ve tried works. It doesn’t work if you don’t use it. You don’t lose weight by thinking about it and you don’t get strong by going to a personal massager. You do that after you’ve had a good weight training session and have earned a good massage. What ever made you think that having your flab massaged would make it go away?
If fitness is really your goal, you really will stop complaining and start doing something about it. Otherwise, just go back to your comics and scrapbooks.
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